Trumpkins

Last ditch efforts to scare the neighbors… 2020 edition

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When a Trump-Pence sign isn’t family-friendly enough, but you still want your neighbors to be vaguely uncomfortable.

Four baby pumpkins with many matching orange golf tees sticking out of them, made to resemble spiked Coronavirus COVID19.
Four baby pumpkins with many matching orange golf tees sticking out of them, made to resemble spiked Coronavirus COVID19.

Squash the curve? But what about my superspreader freedoms?

Photo of an elaborate halloween yard decoration: a pumpkin-headed goblin suspended in spider webs.
Photo of an elaborate halloween yard decoration: a pumpkin-headed goblin suspended in spider webs.

Again, a simple Trump-Pence yard sign would have been easier. (And perhaps more frightful to your lib neighbors?)

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When you really want to re-elect the 2016 tantrum baby but are trying to be more subtle this year.

Inflatable Pac-Man-themed halloween yard decoration of a large orange chomping pumpkin chasing three fleeing ghosts.
Inflatable Pac-Man-themed halloween yard decoration of a large orange chomping pumpkin chasing three fleeing ghosts.

Again with the elaborate Trump yardsign- wait, why is he turning on the dudes in the white sheets?

Have a safe halloween everyone. If you snap additional, vaguely Trumpian halloween yard decorations, please @ me on twitter with a pic, and I may add them to this 2020 memorial.

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