Squash the curve? But what about my superspreader freedoms?
Again, a simple Trump-Pence yard sign would have been easier. (And perhaps more frightful to your lib neighbors?)
When you really want to re-elect the 2016 tantrum baby but are trying to be more subtle this year.
Again with the elaborate Trump yardsign- wait, why is he turning on the dudes in the white sheets?
Have a safe halloween everyone. If you snap additional, vaguely Trumpian halloween yard decorations, please @ me on twitter with a pic, and I may add them to this 2020 memorial.